Toll Barrier at Alnabru. 1 November 1999.
A grey bird glided in and out of Harry's field of vision. He drummed his fingers on the steering wheel. Slow time. Somebody had been talking about 'slow time' on TV yesterday. This was slow time. Like on Christmas Eve before Father Christmas came. Or sitting in the electric chair before the current was turned on.
He drummed harder.
They were parked in the open area behind the ticket booths at the toll gate. Ellen turned up the radio a notch. The commentator spoke with reverence and solemnity.
'The plane landed fifty minutes ago, and at exactly 6.38 a.m. the President set foot on Norwegian soil. He was welcomed by the Mayor of Ullensaker. It is a wonderful autumn day here in Oslo: a splendid Norwegian backdrop to this summit meeting. Let us hear again what the President said at the press conference half an hour ago.'
It was the third time. Again Harry saw the screaming press corps thronging against the barrier. The men in grey suits on the other side, who made only a half-hearted attempt not to look like Secret Service agents, hunched their shoulders and then relaxed them as they scanned the crowd, checked for the twelfth time that their earpieces were correctly positioned, scanned the crowd, dwelled for a few seconds on a photographer whose telephoto lens was a little too long, continued scanning, checked for the thirteenth time that their earpieces were in position. Someone welcomed the President in English, everything went quiet. Then a scratching noise in a microphone.
'First, let me say I'm delighted to be here. . .' the President said for the fourth time in husky, broad American-English.
'I read that a well-known American psychologist thinks the President has an MPD,' Ellen said.
'MPD?'
'Multiple Personality Disorder. Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. The psychologist thought his normal personality was not aware that the other one, the sex beast, was having relations with all these women. And that was why a Court of Impeachment couldn't accuse him of having lied under oath about it.'
'Jesus,' Harry said, looking up at the helicopter hovering high above them.
On the radio, someone speaking with a Norwegian accent asked, 'Mr President, this is the fourth visit to Norway by a sitting US President. How does it feel?'
Pause.
'It's really nice to be back here. And I see it as even more important that the leaders of the state of Israel and of the Palestinian people can meet here. The key to —'
'Can you remember anything from your previous visit to Norway, Mr President?'
'Yes, of course. In today's talks I hope that we can —'
'What significance have Oslo and Norway had for world peace, Mr President?'
'Norway has played an important role.'
A voice without a Norwegian accent: 'What concrete results does the President consider to be realistic?'
The recording was cut and someone from the studio took over.
'We heard there the President saying that Norway has had a crucial role in. .. er, the Middle Eastern peace process. Right now the President is on his way to —'
Harry groaned and switched off the radio. 'What is it with this country, Ellen?'
She shrugged her shoulders.
'Passed Post 27,' the walkie-talkie on the dashboard crackled.
He looked at her.
'Everyone ready at their posts?' he asked. She nodded.
'Here we go,' he said. She rolled her eyes. It was the fifth time he had said that since the procession set off from Gardemoen Airport. From where they were parked they could see the empty motorway stretch out from the toll barrier up towards Trosterud and Furuset. The blue light on the roof rotated sluggishly. Harry rolled down the car window to stick out his hand and remove a withered yellow leaf caught under the windscreen wiper.
'A robin redbreast,' Ellen said, pointing. 'Rare to see one so late in autumn.'
'Where?'
'There. On the roof of the toll booth.'
Harry lowered his head and peered through the windscreen.
'Oh yes. So that's a robin redbreast?'
'Yep. But you probably can't tell the difference between that and a redwing, I imagine?'
'Right.' Harry shaded his eyes. Was he becoming short-sighted?
'It's a rare bird, the redbreast,' Ellen said, screwing the top back on the thermos.
'Is that a fact?' Harry said.
'Ninety per cent of them migrate south. A few take the risk, as it were, and stay here.'
'As it were? '
Another crackle on the radio: 'Post 62 to HQ. There's an unmarked car parked by the road two hundred metres before the turn-off for Lørenskog.'
A deep voice with a Bergen accent answered from HQ:'One moment, 62. We'll look into it.'
Silence.
'Did you check the toilets?' Harry asked, nodding towards the Esso station.
'Yes, the petrol station has been cleared of all customers and employees. Everyone except the boss. We've locked him in his office.'
'Toll booths as well?'
'Done. Relax, Harry, all the checks have been done. Yes, the ones that stay do so in the hope that it will be a mild winter, right? That may be OK, but if they're wrong, they die. So why not head south, just in case, you might be wondering. Are they just lazy, the birds that stay?'
Harry looked in the mirror and saw the guards on either side of the railway bridge. Dressed in black with helmets and MP5 machine guns hanging around their necks. Even from where he was he could see the tension in their body language.
'The point is that if it's a mild winter, they can choose the best nesting places before the others return,' Ellen said, while trying to stuff the thermos into the already full glove compartment. 'It's a calculated risk, you see. You're either laughing all over your face or you're in deep, deep shit. Whether to take the risk or not. If you take the gamble, you may fall off the twig frozen stiff one night and not thaw out till spring. Bottle it and you might not have anywhere to nest when you return. These are, as it were, the eternal dilemmas you're confronted with...
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