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Zuleika Dobson

by Max Beerbohm

Quotes

• Zuleika, on a desert island, would have spent most of her time in looking for a man's footprint.
  • Ch. II

• She was a young person whose reveries never were in retrospect. For her past was no treasury of distinct memories, all hoarded and classified, some brighter than others and more highly valued. All memories were for her but as the motes in one fused radiance that followed her and made more luminous the pathway of her future.
  • Ch. II

• He was too much concerned with his own perfection ever to think of admiring any one else.
  • Ch. III

• For a young man, sleep is a sure solvent of distress. There whirls not for him in the night any so hideous phantasmagoria as will not become, in the clarity of the next morning, a spruce procession for him to lead. Brief the vague horror of his awakening; memory sweeps back to him, and he sees nothing dreadful after all. "Why not?" is the sun’s bright message to him, and "Why not indeed?" his answer.”
  • Ch. IV

• The dullard's envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end.
  • Ch. IV

• One has never known a good man to whom dogs were not dear; but many of the best women have no such fondness. You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men. For the attractive woman, dogs are mere dumb and restless brutes — possibly dangerous, certainly soulless. Yet will coquetry teach her to caress any dog in the presence of a man enslaved by her.
  • Ch. VI

• He heard that whenever a woman was to blame for a disappointment, the best way to avoid a scene was to inculpate oneself.
  • Ch. VII

• Oxford walls have a way of belittling us; and the Duke was loath to regard his doom as trivial. Aye, by all minerals we are mocked. Vegetables, yearly deciduous, are far more sympathetic.
  • Ch. VII

• Death cancels all engagements.
  • Ch. VII

• It is so much easier to covet what one hasn’t than to revel in what one has. Also, it is so much easier to be enthusiastic about what exists than about what doesn’t.
  • Ch. VIII

• She was one of those people who say "I don't know anything about music really, but I know what I like."
  • Ch. IX

• You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind-legs. But by standing a whole flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men. If man were not a gregarious animal, the world might have achieved, by this time, some real progress towards civilization. Segregate him, and he is no fool. But let him loose among his fellows, and he is lost —- he becomes a unit in unreason.
  • Ch. IX

• A crowd, proportionately to its size, magnifies all that in its units pertains to the emotions, and diminishes all that in them pertains to thought.
  • Ch. IX

• Of all the objects of hatred, a woman once loved is the most hateful.
  • Ch. XIII

• Just as "pluck" comes of breeding, so is endurance especially an attribute of the artist. Because he can stand outside himself, and (if there be nothing ignoble in them) take pleasure in his own sufferings, the artist has a huge advantage over you and me.
  • Ch. XV

• The Socratic manner is not a game at which two can play.
  • Ch. XV

• Everywhere he found his precept checkmated by his example.
  • Ch. XV

• All fantasy should have a solid base in reality.
• Note to the 1946 edition

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