DRAGON: Woody Allen / Seven Quotes

Monday, September 17, 2012

SEVEN QUOTES

by Woody Allen

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

DRAGON

Woody Allen / The Art of Humor