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My hero / Elmore Leonard by Philip Hensher

Elmore Leonard

My hero: 

Elmore Leonard by Philip Hensher

Leonard's many crime novels will find a lasting place in history because he knew how to make words sing

Philip Hensher
Friday 23 August 2013

uckin' endings, man," Get Shorty concludes. "They weren't as easy as they looked." When Elmore Leonard died this week, the Mozart of profanity, the Cole Porter of the word "motherfucker", he left the world as easily secure of a lasting reputation as any novelist in history. What makes a novelist last is the music they make – not their social concern, not the importance of their subjects, not the utterances they make. PG Wodehouse has lasted where AJ Cronin faded. Silliness, absurdity and the utmost triviality are no barriers; novels about nothing more than the squire's daughter marrying the squire's neighbour last forever, if they sing.

Or a novel about drug dealers butchering their way through their rivals, if they apparently know how to say "motherfucker" with the sharpest timing. Fans of rival crime novelists to Leonard mention their profundity and depth of analysis. That's all very well, but it overlooks one thing: they can't write as well. Next to the exquisite prestissimo of Freaky Deaky, even James Ellroy seems to be wearing mittens as he sits at the piano keyboard.
Leonard half observed and half invented ways of talking. When Dennis's girls remark on the first page of Tishomingo Blues that they loved his diving, "but wasn't it like really dangerous?", we know them. The whole plot of Mr Paradise is contrived, you feel, so that the downtrodden houseboy can turn at the end and say, "I told you, this ain't your bidness" as he departs to wreak vengeance.
I discovered him in a borrowed flat in Berlin where a copy of Tishomingo Blues had been left lying around. Pretty soon, I didn't want to leave the flat, and Robert Taylor was giving the history of his life. "I took 18 semester hours of history – ask me a question about it, anything, like the names of famous assassins in history. Who shot Lincoln, Grover Cleveland." Leonard is going to live forever, and his 45 novels will be enshrined in the pantheon when the books we now claim to be profoundly moved by are profoundly forgotten, for ever.

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